Tell-it-like-it-is Gal

I always hear these great stories from other parents about the divine or inspiring things their children have said. I am not hearing those things from my girls.  They might say them, but I am not tuned in enough to hear them.  The quotes that stand out for me tend to be LOL worthy.  I took Poppy to the bathroom at Bob Evans yesterday after she nearly panicked and declared that her poop is almost coming out.  I don't usually rush because that Poppy is a fibber, but this time I sped up because a huge mess seemed eminent.  Long story short:  we get there, she mounts, no poops, just potties because as she tells it her "hiney is empty."  Makes sense, especially if you are two.